by Antoinette Louw | Jun 17, 2022 | Aaha Learning
Dan tree ’n lang, slanke bruinkopvrou na vore. In ’n spierwit rok geklee. Kaalvoet. Stil. In haar hande het sy twee vreemde houtvoorwerpe. Sy gaan hurk op die grond. Die oeroue aarde. Die afwagting is tasbaar. Sy vryf die voorwerpe teenmekaar. ’n Minuut gaan verby....
by admin | May 25, 2021 | Aaha Learning, Humour, the Best Medicine
I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, “Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?” He ignored me and continued...
by admin | May 25, 2021 | Aaha Learning, Humour, the Best Medicine
O, gonna ek hoop dis die einde van die kerkEk kan nie meer sit nie my maag wil werkDie dominee praat lank en die son sit laagDie vreeslikste pyne kruip rond in my maag. Eers word ek warm, en dan weer koudNog nooit in my lewe was ek al so benoudDominee, Dominee praat...
by admin | May 25, 2021 | Aaha Learning, Humour, the Best Medicine
The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered by physicists at Turgid University. The element tentatively named Administratium (Ad), has no protons or electrons and thus has an atomic number of 0. However, it does have 1 neutron, 125 assistants to the...
by admin | May 25, 2021 | Aaha Learning, Humour, the Best Medicine
A bicycle can’t stand alone because it is two-tired. What’s the definition of a will? (It’s a dead giveaway). Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. A backward poet writes inverse. In democracy it’s your vote that counts; in...
by admin | May 25, 2021 | Aaha Learning, Humour, the Best Medicine
He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them. This employee should go far – and the sooner he starts the better. Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap. His men would follow him anywhere but...
