1. He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.

  2. This employee should go far – and the sooner he starts the better.

  3. Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.

  4. His men would follow him anywhere but only out of morbid curiosity.

  5. This young lady has delusions of adequacy.

  6. This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

  7. This man is a legend in his own lunch hour.

  8. When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there.

  9. This associate is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definitely won’t be.

  10. He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle.