The Plan

In the Beginning was The Plan,And then came the assumptions,And the assumptionswere without formand The Planwas completely without substance,and the darkness was uponthe faces of the employees;and they spoke among themselves, saying:”It is a crock of shit and it...

The Consultant: Fact or Fiction?

A shepherd was herding his large flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand new Jeep Cherokee advanced out of a dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and a YSL tie leaned out of his window and asked our...

Parking Ticket

I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, “Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?” He ignored me and continued...

New Element Found

The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered by physicists at Turgid University. The element tentatively named Administratium (Ad), has no protons or electrons and thus has an atomic number of 0. However, it does have 1 neutron, 125 assistants to the...